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issue file #1,246,752: The Salad... and the Muffins
On » Monday, July 14, 2008 //
now, this is a minor issue of course, yet an issue none the less.
here's the story.
first i have to take back a movie, that was 2 days late because she didn't watch it when she was supposed too, so while im taking it back im asked to go shopping for dinner for her and her kids...
ok, whatever.
so i go to the store, buy all the stuff, and a pack of muffins that i thought may be tasty.
so i put everything away, hide my little snack from the greedy little monsters.
so she makes the salad for everyone except me...
ok... fine.
strike 2, so i eat a muffin as they're eating dinner, and the youngest one, nosy little thing, sees me eating one of my muffins.
oh yeah, by the way, there are only 6 in pack for like 4 bucks.
[flashback]
now earlier i had the job of babysitting. ok, not my normal deal. but i do it anyway.
the older one, acts a goddamned fool the entire time over some bullshit. i mean, completely acting out. receives no discipline from her whatsoever.
i believe this is the reason they act up in the first place, because they know there are no real consequences.
[end flashback]
ok, so when i go outside to take out the trash, the little nosey one must've asked her if she could have a muffin, so of course the older one wants one too.
they ask if i bought some muffins.
my response:
"yeah, for me"
so just as i suspected when i come back in from taking out the trash, i see 2 more muffin wrappers in the garbage.
so she doesn't ask, and just gives away my shit.
now...
i would've probably gave the younger one a muffin because she has been good all day, but the older one wouldnt've got shit.
so i say "so that's how you do?" to her...
i get some disrespectful ass response that made me want to choke slam the little cunt against the wall.
and on top of that. the little one completely wastes the whole muffin that she just had to fucking have.
so first i don't get dinner made for me after i went out and bought all the shit.
then instead of asking me, she goes behind my back and gives away my shit.
then the little fucker doesn't even eat the muffin.
strike 3.
so i'm like wtf?!?!?
i mean i let you stay here, against my lease, for free i might add.
i got the notice today of having an unauthorized occupant.
then you disrespect me in front of the kids. thats why they feel they don't have to listen to shit i say.
and try to play me like im mad over some fucking muffins. its not the muffins asshole its the way you went about it. and the way you give them shit when they don't know how to fucking act anyway.
this small insignificant event, has many underlying factors that you, the reader, could'nt possibly want to hear.
but the end of the story is... she makes me fucking sick, has no respect for anyone, or anything, and then wonders why her life is fucked up.
no biggie, her ass will be out before the end of business tomorrow...
take that shit...
here's the story.
first i have to take back a movie, that was 2 days late because she didn't watch it when she was supposed too, so while im taking it back im asked to go shopping for dinner for her and her kids...
ok, whatever.
so i go to the store, buy all the stuff, and a pack of muffins that i thought may be tasty.
so i put everything away, hide my little snack from the greedy little monsters.
so she makes the salad for everyone except me...
ok... fine.
strike 2, so i eat a muffin as they're eating dinner, and the youngest one, nosy little thing, sees me eating one of my muffins.
oh yeah, by the way, there are only 6 in pack for like 4 bucks.
[flashback]
now earlier i had the job of babysitting. ok, not my normal deal. but i do it anyway.
the older one, acts a goddamned fool the entire time over some bullshit. i mean, completely acting out. receives no discipline from her whatsoever.
i believe this is the reason they act up in the first place, because they know there are no real consequences.
[end flashback]
ok, so when i go outside to take out the trash, the little nosey one must've asked her if she could have a muffin, so of course the older one wants one too.
they ask if i bought some muffins.my response:
"yeah, for me"
so just as i suspected when i come back in from taking out the trash, i see 2 more muffin wrappers in the garbage.
so she doesn't ask, and just gives away my shit.
now...
i would've probably gave the younger one a muffin because she has been good all day, but the older one wouldnt've got shit.
so i say "so that's how you do?" to her...
i get some disrespectful ass response that made me want to choke slam the little cunt against the wall.
and on top of that. the little one completely wastes the whole muffin that she just had to fucking have.
so first i don't get dinner made for me after i went out and bought all the shit.
then instead of asking me, she goes behind my back and gives away my shit.
then the little fucker doesn't even eat the muffin.
strike 3.
so i'm like wtf?!?!?
i mean i let you stay here, against my lease, for free i might add.
i got the notice today of having an unauthorized occupant.
then you disrespect me in front of the kids. thats why they feel they don't have to listen to shit i say.
and try to play me like im mad over some fucking muffins. its not the muffins asshole its the way you went about it. and the way you give them shit when they don't know how to fucking act anyway.
this small insignificant event, has many underlying factors that you, the reader, could'nt possibly want to hear.
but the end of the story is... she makes me fucking sick, has no respect for anyone, or anything, and then wonders why her life is fucked up.
no biggie, her ass will be out before the end of business tomorrow...
take that shit...
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